Never Always Sometimes Condition:Good Paul Pennyfeather is oddly unsurprised

Paul Pennyfeather is oddly unsurprised to find himself qualifying for the position of schoolmaster at Llanabba Castle

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Never Always Sometimes Condition:Good Paul Pennyfeather is oddly unsurprisedNever date your best friend. Always be original. Sometimes rules are meant to be broken. Best friends Dave and Julia were determined to never be clichs, so they even wrote their own Never List of everything they vowed theyd never, ever do in high school. Some of the rules have been easy to follow, but Dave has a secret: hes broken rule No. 8, never pine silently after someone for the entirety of high school. Its either that or break rule No. 10, never