I Love Your Mum Coaster Introvert Gift deadpan welcome with this hilarious

deadpan welcome with this hilarious

the Butt Plug Coaster is the rude novelty gift that keeps on giving — mostly giving people something to stare at in horrified silence

or a substantial 15 oz vessel for those grueling days when you are surrounded by exceptional stupidity

personally relatable

I Love Your Mum Coaster Introvert Gift deadpan welcome with this hilariousA Message from the Chairman: On the Expression of Affection Sir Cucumber Dog is not, by nature, a sentimental creature. He does not do greeting cards. He does not do heartfelt speeches. He does not, under any circumstances, do hugs. But he does believe in honesty. And the honest truth is that your mum is, by all accounts, a remarkable woman. Someone clearly thinks so, anyway. Enough to put it on a coaster. In your house. Where you have to look at it