Happy Womb-Expulsion Anniversary | Funny Birthday Mug Rude Doormat Whether you need a standard

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The phrase "I’M THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF A WET FART" is rendered in bold

Sir Cucumber Dog wishes it to be known that he is a sophisticated pug of considerable refinement

Happy Womb-Expulsion Anniversary | Funny Birthday Mug Rude Doormat Whether you need a standardAre you completely exhausted by forced office birthday celebrations, mandatory cake, and fake sentimentality? We have engineered the perfect visual antidote. This premium ceramic mug operates as a highly functional, fiercely literal acknowledgment of a coworker's arrival on Earth, designed specifically to strip all unnecessary joy from the occasion. Set against our signature Cucumber Cream backdrop, our aristocratic CEO sits in quiet judgement. Sir