The Pinchers And The Diamond Heist Category_SCIENCE FICTION If Jewels Could Talk shines

If Jewels Could Talk shines a light on all that glitters and more

Christopher Mitten and The Last Kids on Earth series illustrator Douglas Holgate

Carissa Broadbent has been concerning teachers and parents with mercilessly grim tales since she was roughly nine years old

Elsie supplements her meager paycheck by offering her services as a fake girlfriend

The Pinchers And The Diamond Heist Category_SCIENCE FICTION If Jewels Could Talk shinesThe first in a funny chapter book crime series about a well behaved child who doesnt fit in to his family of criminalsfeaturing a prison break, a diamond heist and a lie that saves the day. Theo is good at most things. He can almost count to a thousand, knows several French words and can operate the washing machine. But he can't lie or steal. You must try harder, says his mother sternly. The Pincher family love to steal things. Its what they are born